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Tweak says, "Easy on the goods darlin'"

snuff_dog (snuff_dog) wrote,
@ 2009-01-04 10:51:00

It isn't snowing? Why is it not snowing? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SNOW!

Well, ne'ermind. We can still have an ARCTIC EXPEDITION! I put sled runners on the Wortlet's ~~little sailboat~~ pirate ship, so I just had to add a Slickersledder spell. Lack of snow cannot defeat true explorers! HA! And now Intrepid Captain Wort of the Arctic and Friendly Esquimo Guide Moony are off to the North Pole, led by Faithful Sled Dog Snuffles.

All right, not really the North Pole, more like the hill north of Hogsmeade. But it's still an expedition! We are thoroughly provisioned with hot tea, hot cocoa, hot butterbeer, hot pasties and hot bacon butties. Captain Wort has assured me that it will be WEEKS before she and Esquimo Moony are starved enough to be forced to eat Sled Dog Snuffles.

Esquimo Moony has already had a glass of cold water down the back of his neck for even suggesting that Sled Dog Snuffles might be eaten sooner rather than later. Dirty bugger! HA!

WHO'S WITH US? Friendly natives? HOSTILE natives? Polar bears? Stranded whalers? ALL ARE WELCOME!

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rjohnlupin
2009-01-04 10:00 am UTC (link)

Where are my boots?!! I thought I put them just inside the closet, but they're not there.

Oh, and have you seen my scarf? The thick one, not the one I wear every day to work. I've got Wort's mittens here, too. Oh, and shall we get some tea or cocoa to take with us? It'll be cold out there after a little while, but we don't want to go back, do we?

COME ON! Quick while it's still SNOWING!!!

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snuff_dog
2009-01-04 10:45 am UTC (link)

It's snowing? BRILLIANT! It wasn't snowing earlier! Wear the astrakhan fur coat I brought you home from Russia, won't you? It makes you look so dashing! It's in the closet in the front hall with your gloves and scarf, and Wort's hat and muff.

We have PLENTY of tea and cocoa. AND hot butterbeer, and pasties and bacon butties and scones. HURRY! We can't miss the snow!

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	rjohnlupin 2009-01-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I'll wear the coat that makes me look "dashing." You go get the pirate ship ready while I get the things from the kitchen. Meet you out back? (Reply to this) (Parent)