It isn't snowing? Why is it not snowing? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SNOW!

Well, ne'ermind. We can still have an ARCTIC EXPEDITION! I put sled runners on the Wortlet's little sailboat pirate ship, so I just had to add a Slickersledder spell. Lack of snow cannot defeat true explorers! HA! And now Intrepid Captain Wort of the Arctic and Friendly Esquimo Guide Moony are off to the North Pole, led by Faithful Sled Dog Snuffles.

All right, not really the North Pole, more like the hill north of Hogsmeade. But it's still an expedition! We are thoroughly provisioned with hot tea, hot cocoa, hot butterbeer, hot pasties and hot bacon butties. Captain Wort has assured me that it will be WEEKS before she and Esquimo Moony are starved enough to be forced to eat Sled Dog Snuffles.

Esquimo Moony has already had a glass of cold water down the back of his neck for even suggesting that Sled Dog Snuffles might be eaten sooner rather than later. Dirty bugger! HA!

WHO'S WITH US? Friendly natives? HOSTILE natives? Polar bears? Stranded whalers? ALL ARE WELCOME!