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Tweak says, "we were all yellow"

snuff_dog (snuff_dog) wrote,
@ 2009-03-07 22:10:00

Conversation in a St. Petersburg Alley
*CRASH*

STOP IT! Stop it, Ron! It's me --

*CRASH*

Godric's bloody balls, Ronald! STOP STRUGGLING -- *grunt* IT'S ME YOU PILLOCK!

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	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I know who you are. I mean I know you you're not who you are! Don't think you can hold me. You can't hold me, no one can. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Ronald, you are such an ARSE. Locomotor Mortis! Well, now that I have your ATTENTION... perhaps you might be so kind as to tell me what the BLOODY HELL YOU'VE BEEN DOING! I thought I'd lost you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Never had me, and I'm not talking to you. I know what you are. Right. Yeah, right right. We know what he is. TAKE OFF THAT FACE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ron, it's ME. SIRIUS. I broke your fucking leg, you brought me chicken when I was hiding in a cave... oh bloody hell -- WOOF! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redgoldpride
2009-03-07 09:31 pm UTC (link)

Sirius!

You've got to keep low mate, they're everywhere and half of them can look like anything. I saw Voldemort in the street an hour ago, didn't I?

We know that.

And I would've had him too but one of them blindsided me, which is tricky tricky because I was good and hidden, and he was wearing your FACE!

Help me up and we'll get them both. Plans plans I've got a million plans. A hundred plans a fucking minute you should see them.

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snuff_dog
2009-03-07 09:37 pm UTC (link)

THAT WAS A GROCER! YOU ALMOST KILLED A BLOODY GROCER!

Ron, you have to TRUST me. If it had been Voldemort I'd have been there, backing you up, you know that, you HAVE to know that. And I have been with you all the way on this -- until you KNOCKED ME OUT AND DITCHED ME.

I am not letting you up until you tell me how many windows are on the building right in front of us. Slow down, breathe, and COUNT.

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	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'd never kill a bloody grocer. You didn't see his eyes. I know those eyes. And... and six no no two. Let me the fuck up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Not yet. What year is it? Who's playing keeper for the Chudley Cannons? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	What's WRONG with you! He's getting AWAY! It's fucking 2008 and Shaw, who'll get better any day now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, he is. He's waddling away as fast as his bulk can carry him, sweating like a pig, because he's a GROCER. And a MUGGLE. An innocent Muggle! Because it's 2009 and Shaw can't stop a Quaffle to save his life and the war is over and Voldemort IS GONE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	... Right. Yeah, of course. No war on. There's no war on and Voldemort is dead and gone. deep breathing I'm fine. I'm fine, just let me up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	That's right. It's over. It's over and we're safe and ... Ron, we don't have to do this anymore. Our... our mission is over. We've accomplished our objective. We've done good and we've rid the world of filth and we can go HOME. Don't you want to see your little girl again? Don't you want to tell her how safe you've made her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Cause I do but... it's not... She isn't allowed to see me. Just let me up. I just wanted to help while I still could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snuff_dog
2009-03-07 10:16 pm UTC (link)

Not allowed? Oh, bugger. That's -- I couldn't imagine what I'd do if...

Come on, lad, here's a hand. Get up. Let's go get ourselves a drink, all right then?

And if you see ... if you see a target, TELL ME. Don't just run off! I'm WITH you, all right? You've done me proud, you're a brilliant auror, and ANYONE could see you've helped.

If you're worried, let's think of a password, all right? Some way for you to know it's really me.

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redgoldpride
2009-03-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)

A password would only work if... Yeah all right. You pick one.

But I can't drink it fucks with the potions and I... We... SHIT!

Potions! I take potions because there's no war on and I think there's a war on when I don't take potions and there's no potion left to take! And... and... two windows and it's Russia and so fucking cold and...

Sirius. We need a fucking apothecary fast before I forget again.

Hang on... *rustling of paper* I was trying to send this to Viktor, I think, send it if I forget?

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	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	That's my lad! An apothecary is a brilliant idea. Let's go right now, and we'll send that owl while we're there. The password is... ah... "Flying Pick Defense". Which the Cannons will never master. HA! And I honestly don't think a pint of bitter will do you much harm. If we can find one in this godforsaken place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	No bitter... Russians don't understand beer. But apothecaries, they've got some of those. I'm, Christ, I don't... This way I think. Near the train station but I keep getting lost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snuff_dog 2009-03-07 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	No beer, and far too many beets. I hate Russia. It's a left at the station and then a few streets down. We'll get you there. Now, say the password back to me, just to make sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redgoldpride 2009-03-07 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, right. Flying Pick Defence. What was that?! No, it's nothing. Let's go. Let's go quickly. (Reply to this) (Parent)